Pat's Van
Player Valuation: £70m
I know, I'm just joshing with you amigoMerely highlighting that he is not quite the idiot he is being made out to be.
Also has a couple of kids....... although that doesn't prove he is straight i suppose.
Most importantly, he scored the winning (& only) goal away to the RS in 1985 to break a 75yr hoo-doo they held over us. I can forgive him almost anything because of that.
I work in a scran van on the side of the M62, so shows what I know
(although I do have a masters in modern european languages)