Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Basil's good news got me reminiscing and I was remembering some of the things my kids say which get me howling.
My little fella's 5 now. a couple of years ago I started trying to get him excited about footie. Every time there was any on tv I'd say to him ''look Joe, GOAL!''. He thought that was the name and I'd be in the kitchen or the bathroom and if footie came on the telly he'd run in all excited tugging at me saying ''dad, it's goal dad, it's goal!'' Well, we must have a had one of our little patches where we played [Poor language removed] and he heard my off the cuff commentaries and obviously decided it wasn't called goal after all. One day, I was in the kitchen and heard some footie on the telly. My little fella comes running in all excited to let me know, saying '' dad, it's fcuks sake.
My little fella's 5 now. a couple of years ago I started trying to get him excited about footie. Every time there was any on tv I'd say to him ''look Joe, GOAL!''. He thought that was the name and I'd be in the kitchen or the bathroom and if footie came on the telly he'd run in all excited tugging at me saying ''dad, it's goal dad, it's goal!'' Well, we must have a had one of our little patches where we played [Poor language removed] and he heard my off the cuff commentaries and obviously decided it wasn't called goal after all. One day, I was in the kitchen and heard some footie on the telly. My little fella comes running in all excited to let me know, saying '' dad, it's fcuks sake.
