Funny Sunday League Stuff!

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steken1

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Even though I only get the odd game of five-a-side these days I still bevy with lads I played footie with and buzz off loads of the stuff that happens, and happens, playing footie.

I used to play for a Saturday side full of pot mongs. We'd go to every match in the gaffers big luton van and everyone would be stoned whether they smoked or not. One time as we got out the van the Ref shouted 'Tonight Matthew, I'm gunna be'

We were still laughing on the pitch and got beat 6-0.

Feel free to share a few funny stories!
 

steken1 said:
Even though I only get the odd game of five-a-side these days I still bevy with lads I played footie with and buzz off loads of the stuff that happens, and happens, playing footie.

I used to play for a Saturday side full of pot mongs. We'd go to every match in the gaffers big luton van and everyone would be stoned whether they smoked or not. One time as we got out the van the Ref shouted 'Tonight Matthew, I'm gunna be'

We were still laughing on the pitch and got beat 6-0.

Feel free to share a few funny stories!
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I think your keyboard stopped working just before you got to the punchline..........
 
not sunday league but irish league however :

An animal welfare charity has condemned an incident in which a lamb's leg was thrown onto the pitch during trouble at a football game at the weekend.
The leg was one of several missiles thrown after a match between Ballymena United and Distillery on Saturday.
A USPCA spokesman said it "demonstrated general disregard for animal welfare".
"It also follows a recent incident in which a horse's head was left outside the home of a hockey player in Cookstown," he added.
Irish Football Association chief executive Howard Wells said there would be a "full investigation" into the trouble at Ballymena Showgrounds.
The referee needed a police escort off the field, while the two managers had to be kept apart.
Players were also involved in jostling after the whistle was blown on a 2-2 draw.
In addition to the lamb's leg, a chair and at least one bottle were thrown onto the pitch
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7311282.stm
 
I play on an indoor team called Van Gaal and Oates. I couldn't make many games this season because I was traveling. So my team sent me an email saying "Christmas wishes from the guys" in the subject line.

I open it up and it says, "By the way, you're cut (see attached photo)"



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I've just started playing for a Sunday team, they're rubbish. I went down to watch them before I signed and the ref started on the manager, about 4 players had to hold the ref back cos he was gonna knock him out. I thought I need to see more of this, so I signed.
 
Seen a team mate score off his nuts from outside the box before. Keeper cleared it straight at him and it lobbed back over his head off his head.
 

verreauxi said:
I play on an indoor team called Van Gaal and Oates. I couldn't make many games this season because I was traveling. So my team sent me an email saying "Christmas wishes from the guys" in the subject line.

I open it up and it says, "By the way, you're cut (see attached photo)"

Nice one. Typical male bonding. You'd never see a bunch of ladies doing that would ya!


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