Funny people

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steken1

steken1

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My favourite thing in the world is getting talking to people. Everyones got a story to tell and thier usually funny, one way or another.

A woman I used to work with was one of these people. She was articulate, friendly and well read. She also believed she'd been kidnapped by aliens and was terrified it'd happen again.

She was sure she could recall vague happenings in the space craft and strange beings questioning her. What they were hoping to find out from a part receptionist with a background in equine care only they'll know.

Apparently the beings could create crafts that can travel unimaginable distances, evade detection from all earthly defences and beam people up to crafts in a fashion humans couldn't even comprehend. but they couldn't deal with a tin-foil titfer.

Thats right, her solution to avoiding this fate again was a tin-foil hat she slept in every night.

I love people.
 

Hahaha brilliant. And an excuse to post this.

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People who just aren't arsed about who they upset or what they say are hilarious to me.

There's a winger in our team who goes up to the opposition full back every game and goes "you're sh*te you" to his face. Knobhead thing to do but f'ing hilarious.

Different story if it's you or a friend being offended, like.
 
Azzurri said:
People who just aren't arsed about who they upset or what they say are hilarious to me.

There's a winger in our team who goes up to the opposition full back every game and goes "you're sh*te you" to his face. Knobhead thing to do but f'ing hilarious.

Different story if it's you or a friend being offended, like.
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I love all that in footie.

One of our lads used to sit in a cold bath with his boots on for two hours cos he thought it moulded them to his feet.


He was the goalie.
 


Watching a programme here about a fella who buys dolls for sex then falls in love with them. Just said "I feel so sorry for her that she's cooped up in the apartment all day while I'm at work"

I'd love to get hold of his e-mail and tell him i've just seen the fella from next door shagging **** out of his bird.

LOLOLOLOL.
 
steken1 said:
Watching a programme here about a fella who buys dolls for sex then falls in love with them. Just said "I feel so sorry for her that she's cooped up in the apartment all day while I'm at work"

I'd love to get hold of his e-mail and tell him i've just seen the fella from next door shagging **** out of his bird.

LOLOLOLOL.
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Hahahahaha.
 
True story this lads.....I played junior football all the way from under 12's with this lad, we played for Anglesey select sides together, Gwynedd sides , North wales representative sidesand even Welsh schoolboys games and this lad was sound.......we hit 17 and we got 'scouted' for a team called Cemaes Bay who were playing in the fairly new Konica league of Wales....cracking team to be fair with some fantastic players..... part of the coaching staff was ex liverpool player chris Lawlor.....anyways,,, we were 17 year old kids getting paid to train with the first team three times a week and getting our training gear free and our boots bought for us...all of a sudden this lad ,,,after 8 years of playing together ....decides he has a pre match ritual which consisits of a shower 1 hour before he game followed by a generous dose of deoderant and aftershave and a good preening in front of the mirror with Hair gel to boot....... needless to say he got booted around the welsh legue for a couple of games before slipping into obscurity smelling nice.... some people do silly things.
 

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