funny party stories

[tommye]

I went to a house warming a few years back and got a hand job in the bathroom, I then spent the rest of the evening talking football with the girls boyfriend, I feel ashamed now, but not then.

This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about. S'rice lid.

 

[carlos21]

This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about. S'rice lid.

allrite tommy what you beeen upto today.

 

[tommye]

let me down badly here lads. Only bungle, FTY and Sam have emerged with any credit. Hugely disappointed.

 

[TheNiz]

Was out one night and was supposed to meet my best mate after his work xmas party. He turned up at the pub we were at with this absolute cow of a woman from his office. He had the beer goggles on something feirce. As he explains it had also been a while. They were both blind and they left not long after because I assume he needed to feed his companion, and our night ended with no real stories. His night however, was apparantly much more interesting. He texted me the next morning saying he was at the doctors because of her.

After I coaxed the story out from him he told me he took her into a secluded area near the harbour and gave her a mal meninga-ring before she gave him a handy. Turns out she left her ring on and took a chuck of the old boy home with her. She left him asleep on a bench and he woke up in pain, with a crusty shirt and had to go to the med centre. He has never been able to live it down.