FUNNY FOOTIE JOKES!!!

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Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...

"Mr Wenger sir, the Emirates is on fire!"

"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.

"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
 

Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that
upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"
 

Apparently 'Fixed' & 'Where's the money Bill' are the funniest things since sliced bread
 
Where's the money Bill was ace about 3 weeks ago, fixed about 3 years ago.

Matt Damon font, that's not old yet.
 
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