Funniest things you've ever seen/heard at the match.

CallumGamble · February 23, 2012

Just post yours..
One of mine was from when Stephen Hunt scored against us this year and some lad behind me screamed 'get back to your tyre fire Hunt you gyppo b*stard'
Brilliant. Had me in tears.

tommye · February 23, 2012

people still applauding Bill

chicoazul · February 23, 2012

Mine's crap but it was from the late eighties and there was some lid torturing Steve Ogrizivic in goal for Coventry City.

Steve, Steve, Ste, hey Steve, Stevie, Ste, Ste, STEVE, STEVE" for about half an hour.

When Orgizivic finally relented and looked around and raised his eyebrows to summon him the lid simply shouted "[Poor language removed] off big bird you knobhead" and sat back down.

Elong · February 23, 2012

chicoazul said:
Mine's crap but it was from the late eighties and there was some lid torturing Steve Ogrizivic in goal for Coventry City.

Steve, Steve, Ste, hey Steve, Stevie, Ste, Ste, STEVE, STEVE" for about half an hour.

When Orgizivic finally relented and looked around and raised his eyebrows to summon him the lid simply shouted "[Poor language removed] off big bird you knobhead" and sat back down.

Outstanding. Orgizivic, the man with 7 faces.

Southall's_save · February 23, 2012

When we played Birmingham at home in 02/03 Kevin Campbell wasn't making much of an effort to get into their box and someone shouted dead loud 'Look at Campbell running like he's just been bummed'. A short while later someone stood up and started having a go at him and then a few seats down someone else stood up and started having a go at this fan telling him to lay off KC.

Made me laugh anyway.

chrissyjack · February 23, 2012

After beating Sunderland 7-1, bloke behind me says " I bet we're STILL fookin' last on Match of the Day "

Groucho · February 23, 2012

Blackpool 5-3. Top balcony. Fellaini is fouled- stick thin pharmaceutical enthusiast shouts "hit 'im with a big stick, that's. What me ma used to say!!!!!!!". He came out with some gems that day. His referee abuse was second to none. "the referee's a w****r, he takes it up the big one!!!".

SAFC lad · February 24, 2012

we were playing reading at home and after giving away a corner Bobby Convey was directed to take the corner from the other side in front of the north stand. Paul McShane unaware of the fact that the ball had been 30 seconds out of play waits for Convey to run past before delivering a thunderous two footed tackle on the unsuspecting Convey

Groucho · February 24, 2012

Our adopted sland fan is back.

Azzurri · February 24, 2012

The best I've seen is some kid of about 8 or 9 running onto the pitch ages ago and two footing the Middlesbrough full back Frank Quedrue from behind. Quedrue sh*t himself, it was absolutely hilarious.

Anyone remember this?

tsubaki · February 24, 2012

Southall punching Kerry Dixon in the face, with both hands, in a game against Chelsea in the early 90s (I think it ended 2-2) when trying to clear a corner.

paulbefc · February 24, 2012

Azzurri said:
The best I've seen is some kid of about 8 or 9 running onto the pitch ages ago and two footing the Middlesbrough full back Frank Quedrue from behind. Quedrue sh*t himself, it was absolutely hilarious.

Anyone remember this?

YES I was there! Can't believe I forgot about that. He ran off celebrating and then got took down the tunnel. My hero.

Southall's_save · February 24, 2012

Azzurri said:
The best I've seen is some kid of about 8 or 9 running onto the pitch ages ago and two footing the Middlesbrough full back Frank Quedrue from behind. Quedrue sh*t himself, it was absolutely hilarious.

Anyone remember this?

I remember that.

Didn't the kid later appear on SSN apologising to David Moyes?

TigerLily · February 24, 2012

I'm not from around there, and I've only ever seen one game at a stadium... (Everton vs Wigan).
There was this kid in front of us, I reckon he was about 9, and he was swearing and going on like a madman

Never seen anyone freak out like that on a game, nevernmind a kid.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 24, 2012

A PINT-SIZED pitch invader who slide- tackled a Premiership star said yesterday: "I was showing them how to play."

Little Richard Dunn, nine, pocketed pounds 20 after being dared to run on to the pitch during Wednesday night's Everton v Middlesbrough match.

But Richard's antics have led to a red card from his mum Michelle - who has grounded him and banned him from attending matches.

Everton fan Richard was watching his first night game at Goodison Park in Liverpool with his brother Warren, 18, when he hatched his plan.

He ran on to the pitch towards the end of the Carling Cup clash - which Everton eventally lost 1-0 - and slide-tackled Middlesbrough's French defender Frank Queudrue.