Funniest thing that happened you coming to or going from a match

dead_soft · June 21, 2015

WA Toffee said:
At the Uruguay Colombia game at the maracana last year wearing my Everton top. After the game I was in desparate need of a toilet. Managed to find a restaurant and as I went to the toilet passed a table of Indians and 3 or 4 of them were wearing RS tops. Got the standard good natured abuse on my way in. Got to the toilet, had an explosion and used about half the roll to wipe it up. Didn't bother washing my hands and on my way out patted one of them on the back with the offending hand and said shame about Gerrard slipping, better luck next year.
I wonder if he has managed to get the hand shaped stain out yet?

Your standard reaction to people being good natured to you is to try and wipe faeces on them?

Walken · June 21, 2015

Its offical we are now kipper

Leedslee24 · June 21, 2015

The funniest and most scariest was my first derby, not from Liverpool so dont get to has many games has I would like so took father in law who is a red [Poor language removed] thinking he be fine with his Liverpool top on with it been put across on tv has a family, friendly derby.
Only to find out after walking in to a full on Everton pub that was not the case haha seeing my father in law in a Everton hoodie that we had to cover his red [Poor language removed] top up made my day

orly · June 21, 2015

Walken said:
Its offical we are now kipper

Thank heavens for that, I have been trying hard enough

nil satis · June 21, 2015

Eggs said:
......as a kid in the 60s and 70s you dare not wear a bobble hat to the game because there was a gang around Goodison who would pull it off your head and disappear into the crowd on your way home. Not funny I suppose but I wondered what they did with all of those hats. Interesting if anybody on here was also a victim or indeed a Bobble robber.

I got my scarf robbed five minutes after first walking into the boys pen.
Went home and my mum says "should have told a policeman". Christ it was bad enough in there without becoming a grass!

The Esk · June 21, 2015

Walken said:
Its offical we are now kipper

We're changing our name to GOK - grandoldkipper

Eggs · June 21, 2015

nil satis said:
I got my scarf robbed five minutes after first walking into the boys pen.
Went home and my mum says "should have told a policeman". Christ it was bad enough in there without becoming a grass!

....hated the boys pen, really hated it. Thing was in those days a scarf or bobble hat cost our folks a few bob so going home and saying it was robbed was a bit of a trauma. Times change, eh.

deipnosophist · June 21, 2015

COYBL25 said:
Saw an away fan ( can't remember who ) a Coopers horse . Knocked him over and his face didnt look too good when he got up.

sounds like a barrel of laughs

Username · June 21, 2015

Saw a mate of a mate talking to a postbox after taking magic like, worryingly i have no idea to this day where he went during the match but he wasn't at the game yet turned up outside the ground again at the end.

WA Toffee · June 22, 2015

Pat's Van said:
did you actually have sh!t all over your hand ?

No, but since Kipper is closing I thought I would spin a yarn to make the newbies feel at home.
It did cross my mind while I was taking a dump, one of those occasions where you are very drunk and picture something happening and end up with the giggles, but no, I didn't really wipe my cr@p on him