funniest thing that happened you at a match

[kithnou]

The raving loon who sits behind me in the main stand is a truly works class exponent of the angry rant! He was absolutely laying into Lukaku for refusing to employ anything resembling a first touch and just flipped when Rom appeared to lambast Coleman for the pass into him! Angry dad must have strung twenty or thirty shrieks and profanities into a sentence and right at the end, red faced and bulging eyed screamed "Wan&er! At the top of his vocal chords capacity.

Dave, a dead quiet fella who sits next to me, turned to his missus and said "you'd never guess he was a columnist in the Catholic Herald"!

Brilliant mate