funniest thing that happened you at a match

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At Spurs away a home supporter wawed a 50 pound note at us from the other side of the fence seperating the home and away section (lower level). The wind took it at it blew over the stewards and into the away section. Hilarious on the night (was an early season midweek game, around 2007 and we won)
 
Dying to watch bainaar in full effect...we bought the family tickets to watch us batter west ham at home. Unfortunetly the seats were pitch level....Goodison pitch is far from level. Watched one solid half without seeing a ball kicked. Completly gutted.....damn left sided geniuses....grrr.
 
thebluenosebolt said:
Dying to watch bainaar in full effect...we bought the family tickets to watch us batter west ham at home. Unfortunetly the seats were pitch level....Goodison pitch is far from level. Watched one solid half without seeing a ball kicked. Completly gutted.....damn left sided geniuses....grrr.
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I can relate to that, took my nephew over for his first match and got tickets for bottom of Bullens right beside Wolves supporters. Poor lad couldn't see a thing.

Funniest thing I've heard at Goodison was an elderly bloke continually berate Howard for 90 mins, "your distribution is worse than Kitbag Howard" was the most memorable quote.
 

Off the top of my head,a grim day at Middlesborough years ago,Festa scores,probably his only goal for them think it was the winner,the PA announcer probably had this lined up since the day he signed for them and plays "The Addams family"theme,suppose you had to be there:)
 
Home game against Stoke a few years ago. One of their fans was behaving like a non stop bellend all game, shouting stuff etc towards the Park End. The most normal looking fella I have ever seen launched a full pie at him from the stands and hit him smack in the face with it. Even the stewards and the Stoke fans were laughing.
 
I remember a gang of us (reds and blues) went the mini derby many years back. There was one red with us who just wouldn't shut up, and just went on and on about how bad Everton were and how much the RS had won etc. So, you can imagine the delight of us blues when Alec Lindsay rocketed a clearance into the 'crowd' that hit the big mouthed pain in the ass square in the head, leaving him needing attention from the St. Johns people.

To be honest I think he did it on purpose, because earlier in the game we kept shouting "Alec! Alec!", and eventually he very angrily shouted "WHAT!!" To which we replied "What time is it?". The daft bugger actually looked at his wrist, then glared back at us as we all stood laughing at him. No doubt he thought the first chance he gets, he'd smash the ball at us as hard as he could.
 
There was this time I went to watch Liverpool play at Anfield, because my mate wanted to try and convert me. I remember climbing over the wall at half-time but getting caught by the Police, who made go back in and watch the second half. Boom! Boom!

Damn it, I've out stayed my welcome. I'll get my coat.
 

Against Chelsea a few years ago Saha got two if I remember 2-1 to us. Right in the middle of the Terry/Bridge fiasco. Some arl fella shouts "he's here, he's there, he's shagging everywhere, John Terryyyy" made me laugh anyway.
 
Tranmere friendly last year, they were flogging bottles of Carlsberg in the concourse but you couldn't take them into the stand.

Just before the second half some scal hides a bottle down the front of his pants to take it up. Steward notices him and stops him.

'Finish your beer here mate.'

'What beer?! I've got a f***ing semi on you perve!'
 
I was sitting in the paddock a few years ago with my mate Paul, think we were playing Leicester

the ball comes over to me and I just catch it and then threw it back to Unsworth

Paul just looked at me and laughed and sort of shook his head,

haha we still laugh about it now
 
Pat's Van said:
I was sitting in the paddock a few years ago with my mate Paul, think we were playing Leicester

the ball comes over to me and I just catch it and then threw it back to Unsworth

Paul just looked at me and laughed and sort of shook his head,

haha we still laugh about it now
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Lad in front of me on Row A Main Stand went for a header when some oppo centre back hoofed it in our general direction,he half went over the wall and would probably have fell to his death down to the family enclosure if his quick thinking arl fella hadn't grabbed him by the waist,the titlol
 

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