Some shouts I've enjoyed over the years:
To Tony Hibbert re. Samir Nasri during his first season at Arsenal: "Show him on his left foot, Hibbo. He doesn't have a left foot." I believe the logical black hole Hibbo fell down upon hearing this is plain for all to see.
During one of those half-time dribble from the centre circle and score games: "Nice tits, fat lad. Ahhhhhhh, missed."
To the tune of Copacabana:
His name is Pardew
We'd never argue
That he never buys Mars Bars
And he takes it up the arse
To Tony Hibbert re. Samir Nasri during his first season at Arsenal: "Show him on his left foot, Hibbo. He doesn't have a left foot." I believe the logical black hole Hibbo fell down upon hearing this is plain for all to see.
During one of those half-time dribble from the centre circle and score games: "Nice tits, fat lad. Ahhhhhhh, missed."
To the tune of Copacabana:
His name is Pardew
We'd never argue
That he never buys Mars Bars
And he takes it up the arse
