Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
There's a load of footballing brats saying worse on that twitter - but what he said makes that bratwurst.
Imagine the furore if he said that about Romelu Lukanka? We'd be Mortadella-fied
He's on 'gardening leave' now......Apparently he's gonna be mowing the Lorne
But it's all a load of baloney anyway.
(Who's stolen me coat?)
Imagine the furore if he said that about Romelu Lukanka? We'd be Mortadella-fied
He's on 'gardening leave' now......Apparently he's gonna be mowing the Lorne
But it's all a load of baloney anyway.
(Who's stolen me coat?)