Big Doug
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I've been in Finland at -20c in the winters of 2010 and 2011.
Was so cold you'd get a headache walking even 200m without a wooly hat on.
The Fins are so prepared for it though. Everything from the airport to the roads and main cut centres. I'd spend 3 days in Helsinki and never have to go more than 50m overground.
Of course the Fins then spend all these cold,dark winters drinking too much alcohol and getting randy with each other but that's another story.
you coming onto me lad?