toffeejack
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all the best kev, i wish we had more people in our country who were as productive as you.
Best of luck mate, hope you're a success.
Actually, reminds me of the time I was a part-time binman, while I was at uni. There was this one street where they couldn't have wheelie bins because of the way the houses were built (through-light upper dwellings or something), so they still had the old school dustbins.
One morning I lifted a binlid to grab the bags, as usual, and as I did a King Cobra reared up out of it!
King Cobras are my least favourite snake so I didn't hang around, I just gave it toes out of there. I quit the next week when one of my colleagues thought it was funny to put a load of used syringes in my hood.
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