Friday 13th ......... Woohooooooooo..!!!!

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So tell me is it true??

Do bad things really happen on this day....Today!!

Has anyone had any real bad luck on a Friday the 13th.


I'll start...



My missus was born on Friday the 13th, an she's a world of fu*kin pain to me..!!! :lol:





So any storys??
 

Used my last teabag in work this morning, had to get a tea from the vending machine. Didn't think anything of it untill you mentioned the date. Scary.

*Tastes worse than bleach.
 

My tea had loads of shitty little black bits in it.

I think it's time I got a new kettle.
 
I've got to go back out to work in a minute. But that's the case every day. If it was unlucky, I wouldn't have work to go to I suppose.
 
The attachment of bad luck on this day dates back to 1307 the day Phillip the Fair of France proved he wasn't by having 2,000 plus Knight Templar put to death.......................to this day no one has found where their wealth was hidden.

I trod in some dog crap but you can do that on most days
 
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Just got informed that wife forgot to tax her car.... IN MAY :@

No big deal I thought, as she has a 404 exemption because her mum is ill.
"Just take the 404 down to the PO with your insurance, MOT and Log book " I tell her " and it won't be an issue."

"Can't find my insurance or MOT certificates " she says.

Hmmm. I know she's insured, as your truly pays for it.:(

Bling Bling ... " Hi Mr Insurance. Please send me copy of certificate etc."
"No probs Mr BB. First class do you?"
"Great. Many thanks.":)

So I tell the wife, and then queery where she got the MOT done, so I can get a copy.

" I think I might have forgotten " she says. :huh:

Her next one is due next month. She's only been driving round with no MOT for a year and no tax since May. :unsure:

So now I have to pay for her MOT, which I can't do untill Monday, and hope it passes. The chances of any oil or water being in it are zilch, and the inside of a womans car will be a threat even to the oiliest overalls on the greasiest mechanic.

Why does all this crap always happen on a Friday? :dodgy:

Not best chuffed. (n)
 

I've just ate some really self made spicy tacos with a chilli pepper that I stripped using my hands.

I got side tracked when I finished so didn't wash my hands. Anyway, I've just picked my nose and the chilli residue was still on there.

Agony.
 
chicoazul said:
I've just ate some really self made spicy tacos with a chilli pepper that I stripped using my hands.

I got side tracked when I finished so didn't wash my hands. Anyway, I've just picked my nose and the chilli residue was still on there.

Agony.
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I did that thisavvy with a home grown chilli, water more water, the stuff got in my eyes(n)
 
chicoazul said:
My left nostril hasn't stopped pouring for the past five minutes now. It's embarassing and I've possibly lost at least 32% of my body weight.



jams a jalipeno up right nostril*
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'wonders what they'd be like on hemorrhoids:('
 

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