Free sanitary products in UK football grounds

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Richarlinson

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45262541

I'm all for encouraging women in to football whether it be watching the game or playing it but why do they feel the need to be given free tampons at the ground? Yes it's unfortunate that women are forced in to buying sanitary products just because mother nature floods out their lady garden every month but once they hit puberty it's not going to come as a surprise that it happens every month so surely women can take a plug to the game with them if it's that time of the month.

You don't see clubs handing out free deodorant to the men because they stink so why free toiletries for the women?
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45262541

I'm all for encouraging women in to football whether it be watching the game or playing it but why do they feel the need to be given free tampons at the ground? Yes it's unfortunate that women are forced in to buying sanitary products just because mother nature floods out their lady garden every month but once they hit puberty it's not going to come as a surprise that it happens every month so surely women can take a plug to the game with them if it's that time of the month.

You don't see clubs handing out free deodorant to the men because they stink so why free toiletries for the women?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45262541

I'm all for encouraging women in to football whether it be watching the game or playing it but why do they feel the need to be given free tampons at the ground? Yes it's unfortunate that women are forced in to buying sanitary products just because mother nature floods out their lady garden every month but once they hit puberty it's not going to come as a surprise that it happens every month so surely women can take a plug to the game with them if it's that time of the month.

You don't see clubs handing out free deodorant to the men because they stink so why free toiletries for the women?
That’s a bloody poor attitude.
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45262541

I'm all for encouraging women in to football whether it be watching the game or playing it but why do they feel the need to be given free tampons at the ground? Yes it's unfortunate that women are forced in to buying sanitary products just because mother nature floods out their lady garden every month but once they hit puberty it's not going to come as a surprise that it happens every month so surely women can take a plug to the game with them if it's that time of the month.

You don't see clubs handing out free deodorant to the men because they stink so why free toiletries for the women?

*Lad Alert*
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45262541

I'm all for encouraging women in to football whether it be watching the game or playing it but why do they feel the need to be given free tampons at the ground? Yes it's unfortunate that women are forced in to buying sanitary products just because mother nature floods out their lady garden every month but once they hit puberty it's not going to come as a surprise that it happens every month so surely women can take a plug to the game with them if it's that time of the month.

You don't see clubs handing out free deodorant to the men because they stink so why free toiletries for the women?
Too right mate the split arses should just stay at home in the kitchen and leave us men to the togger!

Eh luv, make us a damn sandwich won’t you?! lol
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45262541

I'm all for encouraging women in to football whether it be watching the game or playing it but why do they feel the need to be given free tampons at the ground? Yes it's unfortunate that women are forced in to buying sanitary products just because mother nature floods out their lady garden every month but once they hit puberty it's not going to come as a surprise that it happens every month so surely women can take a plug to the game with them if it's that time of the month.

You don't see clubs handing out free deodorant to the men because they stink so why free toiletries for the women?
Because unless we bend over backwards to accommodate their every whim and need we are called misogynists.

Awaits free man stuff in the interests of equality.

Also awaits hatred from the self styled fairer, gentler sex, and hatred from those fellas who bang the feminist drum in an attempt to schmooze into their beds.
 
Too right mate the split arses should just stay at home in the kitchen and leave us men to the togger!

Eh luv, make us a damn sandwich won’t you?! lol

The only balls they should be watching are ours when we ram them in their mouthy gobs!
Because unless we bend over backwards to accommodate their every whim and need we are called misogynists.

Awaits free man stuff in the interests of equality.

Also awaits hatred from the self styled fairer, gentler sex, and hatred from those fellas who bang the feminist drum in an attempt to schmooze into their beds.

Yes Lad! We should get free condoms so we can ram 'em after the game!! Go on lad!
 
You don't see clubs handing out free deodorant to the men because they stink so why free toiletries for the women?

When I had my first job I went a bit mental with the money. I was having takeaways on a daily basis, and drank so much soft drinks that I nearly gave myself an stomach ulcer. During this period I was finally able to go and watch my local team play on a weekly basis, so I did and thoroughly enjoyed it.

One of the side effects of eating 5 takeaways a week is that your digestive systems goes a bit Joseph Yobo. I was sat in the mainstand and found a sudden and painful bowel movement. I ran to the toilet, and it felt like pompeii had erupted in this bathroom stall. It was runnier than snot, and I was in a mess.

Now, despite having bowel movements on a daily basis - I didn't think that I needed to bring my own toilet roll. Then the sudden realisation happened - without toilet paper I would have to deal with bodily fluid running down my leg - potentially showing on the clothing I wore that day and becoming an embarrassment to not only ,e and my family.

And then I realised.

There's the toilet roll, for free, in a holder, for me to use. Look at that, I live in a civilised society in which relatively small amounts of money are spent in ensuring that I could continue to watch the team I support, and that a minor bodily function wouldn't ruin both my day and reputation.
 

The only balls they should be watching are ours when we ram them in their mouthy gobs!


Yes Lad! We should get free condoms so we can ram 'em after the game!! Go on lad!
Girls (school age) get them free off the nhs so they can be slappers without consequence. My taxes pay for this absence of morality/parenting.

Cake and eat it.
 
Because unless we bend over backwards to accommodate their every whim and need we are called misogynists.

Awaits free man stuff in the interests of equality.

Also awaits hatred from the self styled fairer, gentler sex, and hatred from those fellas who bang the feminist drum in an attempt to schmooze into their beds.
The only hatred seems to be from your good self.
 
Because unless we bend over backwards to accommodate their every whim and need we are called misogynists.

Awaits free man stuff in the interests of equality.

Also awaits hatred from the self styled fairer, gentler sex, and hatred from those fellas who bang the feminist drum in an attempt to schmooze into their beds.

Awww, you not managed to get a stinky girly girl to touch your pee pee maker yet?


I remember when I was 8 and hated girls too.
 

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