The Australians must laugh at us though, they really must. Heck, Clive Woodward must be laughing at us. Back in 2003 we played some fantastic stuff, going down under to beat them in their own back yard prior to the World Cup. It was real 'total rugby' stuff, almost southern hemisphere in style. We resorted largely to ten man rugby in the WC itself in order to win and have gone backwards ever since. I disagreed at the time of that triumph about all the hoopla heaped upon the players. That sort of thing should be saved for the end of careers as it dulls the competitive instinct. Exactly the same has happened to our cricket team. At a time when we should have built on the Ashes win to become the best team around we believed the hype and are now languishing in 5th place in the table.
Sadly the lessons simply don't get learnt because I get the feeling that scraping to the WC final in France has led people to believe we're a good side. We're not, we're a dreadful side. We beat Australia in much the same way that we beat France at the weekend - a dominant scrum and good defence. France are famous for choking so it was no surprise we did for them in the semi's. The final showed up our state against a decent Boks side because when we so desperately needed some attacking flair in the final 20 minutes we had nothing to offer, constantly crabbing sideways with no momentum going forward.
Andy Farrell got battered by the hooray Henry's in the press but we sure don't look any better without him in the side. Five years later and we still havn't come close to replacing Hill/Back/Dallaglio in the back row. As a result we constantly loose the breakdown and get slow ball in attack. The best attacking side are NZ and just look at their breakdown. The player is tackled and almost immediately Collins or McCaw or So'Ialo (sp) are hitting the breakdown, clearing things out, and the ball has gone. The defense then has no time to settle meaning gaps for the backs to exploit. Instead we get slow ball, the forwards then resort to trundling forward around the sides and we either turn the ball over or kick for touch. It's dreadful. It really is dreadful.
We have missed a huge trick in letting Sean Edwards defect to Wales. He's shown for years at Wasps that he can produce excellent teams and is making Wales punch far above their weight at the moment. Instead we have a guy who appeared to lose all control over proceedings at the World Cup and since then has insisted on picking his favourites when far better alternatives are out there. The likes of Regan, Vickery and Balshaw should go and go quickly (or as quickly as these plodders can). I'd also be tempted to jettison golden balls as he offers very little in attack. I thought we'd start seeing a new Wilkinson after his bright start against Italy but it was back to the same old against France. The likes of Carter and Larkham show what a fly-half should offer with ball in hand, and unfortunately Wilkinson has neither pace nor flair and is a glorified Butch James.