...always loved the sound of a ball hitting the back of the net. Probably why I played centre fireworks, scored a few goals and hung around the penalty area.
Four sh*te things, one boss thing.
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Like a false roman candle or something?
...that's it Mr Baines. Baggy shorts when I played, though.
TheFinnFan
Finners
1. Snails
2. Neighbours cat
3. Diesel price
4. Weekend without PL
1. Camel toe
2. Neighbours cat
3. Diesel price
4. Weekend without PL
1. Camel toe
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
1. Trying to pretend I don't mind International football because there's no Everton on.
2. Smashing a shelf in the fridge FFS.
3. Being dead, dead bloated and needing a sh*t but no matter how hard you try it won't come out.
4. Working in the rain.
1. Moving out.
2. Smashing a shelf in the fridge FFS.
3. Being dead, dead bloated and needing a sh*t but no matter how hard you try it won't come out.
4. Working in the rain.
1. Moving out.
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Guest
1. Monday
2. Tuesday
3. Wednesday
4. Thursday
1. Friday
2. Tuesday
3. Wednesday
4. Thursday
1. Friday
Baby thinking the day starts at 4am.
Dual mass flywheel breaking on your car.
****ing spiders taking over the house.
Dark evenings.
Cornish sunsets.
Dual mass flywheel breaking on your car.
****ing spiders taking over the house.
Dark evenings.
Cornish sunsets.
mythbuster
Player Valuation: £35m
Shyte
1. Fit birds who wear flat shoes. Heels make an arse look sooo much better.
2. The bird in the chippy putting curry on your chips and then asking if you'd like salt and vinegar. Yes, I would love, but I'd like it on my f*ckin chips.
3. Dog sh*t. Pick it up, it's minging and literally shyte.
4. Cats, I feckin hate cats.
Ace
1. Errr......EVERTON FUZZBALL CLUB.
1. Fit birds who wear flat shoes. Heels make an arse look sooo much better.
2. The bird in the chippy putting curry on your chips and then asking if you'd like salt and vinegar. Yes, I would love, but I'd like it on my f*ckin chips.
3. Dog sh*t. Pick it up, it's minging and literally shyte.
4. Cats, I feckin hate cats.
Ace
1. Errr......EVERTON FUZZBALL CLUB.
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Brownie86
Player Valuation: £8m
Sheet
1. My neighbours Jack Russell, yapping all hours of the day. If it was legal I would've shot it already.
2. Getting new tyres for my car, £100 per tyre?! KOFF
3. My local councilor. What an absolute attention seeking anal wart. Constantly in the local rag smirking like a bell.
4. People that have rancid B.O. Have a wash mate, its not hard, Im sure you would smell cleaner after jumping in a river with a dirty cloth.
Boss
1. Alcohol fuelled weekends
1. My neighbours Jack Russell, yapping all hours of the day. If it was legal I would've shot it already.
2. Getting new tyres for my car, £100 per tyre?! KOFF
3. My local councilor. What an absolute attention seeking anal wart. Constantly in the local rag smirking like a bell.
4. People that have rancid B.O. Have a wash mate, its not hard, Im sure you would smell cleaner after jumping in a river with a dirty cloth.
Boss
1. Alcohol fuelled weekends
Shyte
1. people who sing along to the radio when you're in the car with them
2. mowing the lawn
3. going home to a crap tea after work
4. people who ring you, when you say i can't talk i will ring you back they then procced to tell you anyway.
Boss
1. this new hugo boss coat i'm going to buy in a minute.
1. people who sing along to the radio when you're in the car with them
2. mowing the lawn
3. going home to a crap tea after work
4. people who ring you, when you say i can't talk i will ring you back they then procced to tell you anyway.
Boss
1. this new hugo boss coat i'm going to buy in a minute.
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Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
1. Kopites
2. Pigeons
3. Ryan Air
4. HMRC
Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese
2. Pigeons
3. Ryan Air
4. HMRC
Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese
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