foul mood

[Deleted member 28206]

FapFapfap

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Use one hand to fap then take the other hand and stick your thumb up your brown eye

Move them at the same time and it looks like your abseiling

I've only got one arm. Life sucks.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

I see a theme emerging here....

 

[chicoazul]

Go to bed and read a book. I find that helps.

 

[Roztitute]

Go to bed and read a book. I find that helps.

Stop kidding around Chico. Have a death fap.

 

[Brownie]

REF?????????

HEY
HEY
REF!

rcard

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Two words mate, shower crank.

For those inexperienced in shower cranking, its when you sit down in the shower and cry whilst you fap.

 

[chrissyjack]

Try a nice cup of tea and some cheese on toast


* remembers.....I have no grill, can't make cheese on toast for myself. I'm now in a foul mood

 

[Elong]

Watch 2 girls 1 octopus.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Onanism works wonders.

What , stopping before you've finished ?

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Studs up Carragher across the knees. Foul mood right?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I just take it out on the Mrs.


Who promptly tells me to put it away.