For One Million Pounds...

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Rip my wang off and then spend that million in therapy trying to find out why i tried to shag a glacier in the first place.

edit: Didnt see the first two words of that post.
 

eazygo said:
No money
Your dick is stuck in a glacier and a silverback gorilla is charging at you
Would you rather cut your dick of with a rusty knife and escape or be raped by the silver back gorilla.
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I'd have to go with the gorilla option. Would be just like being with Kurt.
 
eazygo said:
No money
Your dick is stuck in a glacier and a silverback gorilla is charging at you
Would you rather cut your dick of with a rusty knife and escape or be raped by the silver back gorilla.
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I don’t think there is anywhere in the world where a glacier and a silverback gorilla would be close to each other, so this question is a bit far fetched.

Would you rather bite the curb and have someone stamp on your head or have someone hold open your eye and give you a paper cut on the eyeball?
 
the_professor said:
I don’t think there is anywhere in the world where a glacier and a silverback gorilla would be close to each other, so this question is a bit far fetched.

Would you rather bite the curb and have someone stamp on your head or have someone hold open your eye and give you a paper cut on the eyeball?
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The curb one happens in American History X and is horrific, so i'll go papercut my eyeball.

Also I'd definitely let a gorilla have it's way with me, trapped or not.
 


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