For One Million Pounds...

[EFC David]

Would you lie in your bed all year? you can't stand up, go for a pee or a ****e, you can't invite anyone in to bum, a maid gives you all the food and drink you want(no booze to make the challenge harder.) so would you?

 

[ijjysmith]

Yeah.

Quite easily.

 

[Maxwell]

So you have to hold in a years worth of pee and poop?

 

[steken1]

So would you lie in turd for a year.

 

[EFC David]

So you have to hold in a years worth of pee and poop?

Nope, you can lie in it if you want.

 

[ijjysmith]

So you have to hold in a years worth of pee and poop?

I was thinking just poop and pee out the bed.

 

[Maxwell]

No i wouldn't.

 

[larrygobfiend]

For a million pounds would you sit down to a special 6 course Eamon Holmes taster meal? The menu is as follows:
1. A shot of his jizz
2. An oxo cube sized square of his sh!t
3. A warm pint of his slash
4. A golf ball sized clump of his congealed snot
5. A lick of his armpit
6. A full on snog with the man himself.

I think i'd swerve it TBH.

 

[BlueLlama]

Can I access pornography?

 

[carlos21]

Would you lie in your bed all year? you can't stand up, go for a pee or a ****e, you can't invite anyone in to bum, a maid gives you all the food and drink you want(no booze to make the challenge harder.) so would you?

I would David.

 

[the_professor]

Would you lie in your bed all year? you can't stand up, go for a pee or a ****e, you can't invite anyone in to bum, a maid gives you all the food and drink you want(no booze to make the challenge harder.) so would you?

Can you sit up?

 

[EFC David]

Can you sit up?

Yes lid.

 

[dan78]

Would you lie in your bed all year? you can't stand up, go for a pee or a ****e, you can't invite anyone in to bum, a maid gives you all the food and drink you want(no booze to make the challenge harder.) so would you?

Does the maid offer optional extras?

 

[carlos21]

Yes lid.

I would love a maid the day.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

No, I wouldn't. No point having money if you can't do stuff.