Footy cliche test

[Pat's Van]

ron's not sorry for what he said

fk him

 

[davek]

I liked him TBH. Very good commentator IMO

Sadly missed mate.

 

[davek]

You missed the one about Desailly being a lazy n****r.

Yeah, but Laurie Cunningham, Cyril Regis, Dalian Atkinson etc...he gave those lazy buggers their breaks. Come on, play the white man FFS!

 

[steken1]

Sadly missed mate.

He was that ridiculous it made sense.

 

[davek]

He was that ridiculous it made sense.

My favourite: : "The big feller's done him with the eyebrows at the near post and its one nil".

Ha Ha, the feller was barking but always good value.

 

[Elong]

My favourite: : "The big feller's done him with the eyebrows at the near post and its one nil".

Ha Ha, the feller was barking but always good value.

Hahaha. He was good.

 

[steken1]

My favourite: : "The big feller's done him with the eyebrows at the near post and its one nil".

Ha Ha, the feller was barking but always good value.

You don't get that off Michael Owen.

Shame he's not racist, he'd put a glass eye to sleep.

 

[mawders]

[video=youtube;DsQpWBSjVzI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsQpWBSjVzI[/video]

Not exactly cliche's, but very funny nonetheless.

Eat my goal

 

[bluelife]

****! DID YOU SEE THAT!

 

[ToffeeDan]

15 - at least my season isn't over by the end of September.

 

[Jeff Jones]

I miss Ronglish:

They've done the old-fashioned things well; they've kicked the ball, they've headed it...

I've had this sneaking feeling throughout the game that it's there to be won.

Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was too perfect.

They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.

Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1


Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.

Tony Adams - he's the rock that the team has grown from.



He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate.



Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns.



They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders.


He's treading on dangerous water there...



Chelsea look like they've got a couple more gears left in the locker.


I wouldn't say Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership,
but there are none better.



Well , either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

City will want to win this one.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that.

They've come out at half time and gone bang.

The lad throws it further than I go on holiday



..and Schmeichel extends and grows even bigger than he is.

I think that was a moment of cool panic there.

There was a Newcastle player on Premier League World today - forget his name, but one of their Frenchmen - who said' if we'd beaten Hull and Everton, which we should have, we would be higher up the table.'

I got a miserable 8 out of 15, but in fairness to myself I think I was robbed when answering 'Celebrating, at length, a goal that
has been disallowed' to the question 'What is football's ultimate indignity"