Football's origins dated back to the 15th century

[chicoazul]

You shagged a pikey mate, a Talacre one at that.

Probably mate, thinking on now.

 

[Elong]

So, there we have it.

It's our game and look at the English trying to steal the glory again. Shameless.

If God hadn't invented off licenses we would have been boss at it too.

So, one less game we invented that we're ****e at. I don't mind!

 

[Woolly Blue]

Come on, when I can get a girl to strip naked just by blinking then I'll know I'm at JDawg's level. ie: never.

When we were on holiday this Summer an Italian lass ( or was she French ? ) walked to just in front of us and stripped off. I blinked at least once in the two minutes it took her to get naked. Does that count ?

Edit : htf did we get from football being a scottish game to a naked Italian girl ?

 

[chicoazul]

So, one less game we invented that we're ****e at. I don't mind!

Pah, point conceded.

When we were on holiday this Summer an Italian lass ( or was she French ? ) walked to just in front of us and stripped off. I blinked at least once in the two minutes it took her to get naked. Does that count ?

Edit : htf did we get from football being a scottish game to a naked Italian girl ?

Who cares, it's ace! I love girls, nothing makes me as excited as being round pretty ones who smell nice.