Footballers with funny names

[LEONARD]

Jordan Harvey Milk Che Guevara Henderson.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Danny Shittu always makes me chuckle

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Willy Wanklyn
Oscar Arce
Alan Scrotum
Andre Muff
Sure you all know a few more

Oscar Arce played alongside a fella called Brown and another named Hole in a midfield three for Villa in the 1960s I kid you not and it read as you would say it in the match programme,Ive seen it myself

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Juan Lopez Ufarte the Spanish winger always raised a grin back in the day

 

[Littlesue]

Oscar Arce played alongside a fella called Brown and another named Hole in a midfield three for Villa in the 1960s I kid you not and it read as you would say it in the match programme,Ive seen it myself

Sure the headlines in a paper quoted "Brown, Arce. Hole in Villa Thriller" or words similar

 

[Papa Shango]

Dean Windass
Michael Gash
Yaya Banana
Marvelous Nakamba

And one name that I think is great, Danny Invincible.

 

[Toffeeslam]

That Brazil midfield of KaKa and Dudu was the sh…..

 

[gonetomorrow]

That Brazil midfield of KaKa and Dudu was the sh…..

It's a shame Pepe elected to represent Portugal.

 

[Barry Horne's Love Child]

Max Power

 

[dublinbluenose]

Danny Invincible - former Kilmarnock player

 

[FCBarça]

Schweinsteiger, aka hog rider.

 

[GP_Monty]

Zdenko Muff

And a Portuguese goalie known only as 'Quim'