Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
It's quite funny when you think about it. I always wondered how players issue a come and get me plea. I reckon they video themselves saying "I BEG YOU TO COME AND GET ME, PLEASE!!!" Or how do clubs issue a hands off warning? Maybe a fax, black on white A4. "HANDS OFF LUKAKU"
What about slapping a price tag on a player? Sticky label on butt cheek?
Which ones do you find funny?
What about slapping a price tag on a player? Sticky label on butt cheek?
Which ones do you find funny?