Football Or Sex?

[EFC David]

If you had give one up for the rest of your life what one would you give up?


*note you can't have a wank or stick cucumbers up your bum.

 

[toffeejack]

if i'd had kids i'd say sex

 

[Azzurri]

Can I still watch football?

And what's the deal with sex? Can you still get tommy tanks?

 

[Allezfan]

Yeah is it all sexual acts and all football related acts (like discussing it on here, having a kickabout with mate etc)?

Or just intercourse and watching matches live?

 

[EFC David]

Can I still watch football?

And what's the deal with sex? Can you still get tommy tanks?

Of course but only if you decide to give up sex. No masterbating is allowed. No shoving oysters or cucumbers up your bum. No trying to fit your penis into a door knob.

 

[LocalNative]

Probably have to give up the footie. Can try my best to get a new hobby, there is no replacement for sex.

 

[Bungle]

72...

 

[roydo]

Of course but only if you decide to give up sex. No masterbating is allowed. No shoving oysters or cucumbers up your bum. No trying to fit your penis into a door knob.

:blink:

 

[Azzurri]

Of course but only if you decide to give up sex. No masterbating is allowed. No shoving oysters or cucumbers up your bum. No trying to fit your penis into a door knob.

Sadly probably football, then, as not having sex or masturbating for the rest of your life unless you've got no sex drive or are asexual would send you mental. Plus I want kids.

Having said that, a good Everton win beats sex every time, and a last minute winner is far better than an orgasm.

 

[EFC David]

:blink:

It's all the range these days lad.

 

[FTY]

Stick a poll up... but yeah football, obviously.

 

[Azzurri]

Anyone else noticed a lot of homosexuality in EFC David's posts? Not that sticking things up your bum is strictly gay, but y'know.

 

[roydo]

It's all the range these days lad.

Christ on bike!

 

[Titus Bramble]

Both are boss. Therefore I have no idea FFS.

 

[EFC David]

Anyone else noticed a lot of homosexuality in EFC David's posts? Not that sticking things up your bum is strictly gay, but y'know.

It's a secret!