Food that shouldn't be messed with

[blue61]

I had a fantastic ploughmans at a local pub this evening, top notch. But why did they have to go and put sun dried tomato in the pork pie ffs? Pork pies should taste of pork pie, not the mediterranean. There seems to be a trend of poncing about with long established british delecacies, ie cheese with fruit in etc.
All contributions welcome, over to you.

 

[chicoazul]

Pizza should never ever have fruit on it. Do one if you say tomato is a fruit before anyone starts ok.

 

[blue61]

Tomato is bifruitvegual

 

[carlos21]

what about pineapple.

 

[chrissyjack]

I like pineapple

 

[chicoazul]

Tomato is bifruitvegual

It's official definition may be but it's dead wrong. It should be a vegetable.

 

[blue61]

This is going well. There's someone on this forum who admitted to putting fruit on his porridge recently. I'll withhold the name for bribing purposes but for now we'll call him Mickey F.

 

[Blue 1]

Cheese with fruit is good.

Cheese with fruit in it is gash.

 

[chicoazul]

Chopped banana on porridge isn't my thing but is surely permissible right?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Stilton with Fruit in isn't new fangled at all apparently.

Completely agree about the Pork Pie though, if you insist on a Melton Mowbray then they can't faff with it. In fact what you got sounds like something Jamie Oliver would come up with. Sun dried toms are for putting on Bruschetta with a drizzle of Olive Oil, and NOT for integrating into Bowyers Produce.

FFS it'll be Black Pudding with Olives & Capers next.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Chopped banana on porridge isn't my thing but is surely permissible right?

Kids love that, bananas make me honk tbh.

 

[bluejock]

Lasagna.

Had a lasagna the other week on a rig and it had peas in it. Who the [Poor language removed] does that? Tits.

 

[Blue 1]

Lasagna.

Had a lasagna the other week on a rig and it had peas in it. Who the [Poor language removed] does that? Tits.

I had a chicken tikka lasagne once. It wasn't as bad as it sounds.

 

[blue61]

Lasagna.

Had a lasagna the other week on a rig and it had peas in it. Who the [Poor language removed] does that? Tits.

A sort of lasagna verdi then?

 

[cooperman]

Stilton with Fruit in isn't new fangled at all apparently.

Completely agree about the Pork Pie though, if you insist on a Melton Mowbray then they can't faff with it. In fact what you got sounds like something Jamie Oliver would come up with. Sun dried toms are for putting on Bruschetta with a drizzle of Olive Oil, and NOT for integrating into Bowyers Produce.

FFS it'll be Black Pudding with Olives & Capers next.

Black pudding with toasted walnuts and goats cheese, with a honey dressing.

Is the business.