FM2012 - The Everton Challenge

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Tubey

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I've wanted to do this for a while but never got round to it. I've decided to place myself firmly in the boots of David Moyes on FM. As such, I am going to play the game according to a strict ruleset.

These rules will start immediately, but won't apply to the very first transfer window for the sake of realism. No signings, ins or outs, will be made in the first summer transfer window.

THE RULES


* I can't spend money on a player over the age of 18 ever.

* Any bid over £10m for an Everton player has to be accepted.

* I can only loan two players a season, whose wage contribution paid is under £30k a week.

* I can spend a maximum of £250,000 on two under 18 players each season.

* I can only play 4-5-1.

* I cannot make any substitutions, except in the case of injury, before the 60th minute.

* I cannot say anything that might suggest we are favourites to win the game comfortably in a press conference.

* I must never ask the board for anything.

* Phil Neville must start every game he possibly can until he retires. He cannot be sold for any reason, even if he requests it.

* I must sell one star player every season.

* In addition to the above, I must fall out with someone for no reason and sell them once a season. Phil Neville is exempt from this rule.

* I'm not allowed to sign an attacking coach with a skill level of 10 or above.

* I can sign one free player a season. However, it must be a player no other club in the top flight is interested in.

* No transfers in are allowed in January.

* If we make a bid for a player, and any other club in the world makes a bid at the same time, we must end our interest in the player.

* Jan Mucha (or other reserve 'keeper) must start in the League Cup, no matter what round or opposition.

* Each season I have to endeavour to loan an under 18 player, but he must be kept in the youth squad at all times and no future transfer fee can be set.

* If a takeover is completed, the game ends as it's no longer realistic.

* If I sell a goalkeeper, I have to bring in two to replace him.


I'll keep you updated on how I go. Wish me luck!
 

I enjoyed your last go at this Tubes. You must be outbid by Spurs or Newcastle where possible (not sure how you do that mind)

I may dust off my FM11 with you all on it later, see where you all ended up.
 

I enjoyed your last go at this Tubes. You must be outbid by Spurs or Newcastle where possible (not sure how you do that mind)

I may dust off my FM11 with you all on it later, see where you all ended up.

Was I in the squad mate?

I'd like to think I carried on with Balotelli style antics before retiring and owning a chain of properties across multiple continents where I can sit with a smug look on my face, and laugh at the other team GOT players who are now doing reality TV with bugs on their faces and stuff.
 
Was I in the squad mate?

I'd like to think I carried on with Balotelli style antics before retiring and owning a chain of properties across multiple continents where I can sit with a smug look on my face, and laugh at the other team GOT players who are now doing reality TV with bugs on their faces and stuff.

I made you an old player so you could soon be my assistant. I'm taking you with me everywhere

You're my Steve Round!!!!!!!
 
I made you an old player so you could soon be my assistant. I'm taking you with me everywhere

You're my Steve Round!!!!!!!

Majorly chuffed with that. My knees are gone anyway. Please tell me I get an earpiece. Even if no one is on the other end like Roundy's, it's all about the look.

Don't play by Tubeys rules though. We won't be able to walk the streets.
 

After David Moyes resigned as manager due to Ginger-vitis, unknown French/Italian manager Ciabatta Fromage has become the manager at Everton.

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Fromage was a pastry chef at the Italian version of Little Chef before being approached by Kenwright, who brought him in as he "makes one hell of an omelette".

Ciabatta, just 27 years old, knows nothing of football, but he is learning lots from his predecessor.

"I speak to Moyes every day, and he is instructing me on the intricacies of football," declared Fromage.

"With his advice, I expect my team will be keeping clean sheets in no time."

When asked who he plans to use to get the goals for Everton this season, Fromage looked confused and asked his translator for guidance on what the question meant. He still could not provide an answer, and left the interview immediately.

It is unknown what type of contract Fromage is on, however a large amount of Branstons Baked Beans was delivered to Finch Farm yesterday, fuelling rumours that Fromage is being given a can a day to manage the club.

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Fromage made his first delve into the transfer market today. After a few weeks in charge, he called his mentor Moyes who suggested that Darron Gibson would be a good shout.

However, Fromage has not yet learnt the art of player handling yet, and made a brutal assessment of his new man in an interview after his first training session with him.

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Great idea Tubes. Keep us posted. I will tackle this challenge myself soon, but not this weekend, got an exam on monday!
 
Sort of related - I just restarted the game about 50 times in the last 30 minutes, as Moyes couldn't save us.

After all that - Everton BARELY not relegated, Sland go out instead as they didn't get a result at the last moment.

Moyes got fired, too. Avraam Grant is tipped as next manager FFS
 

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