floppy fathers roll call

[the sniderman]

please include quote if u want to register the most angry and upset needing urgent viagra.

 

[nsno-chris]

@tirion
@GwladysBlue

 

[nsno-chris]

@miami

 

[JimmyJeffers]

please include quote if u want to register the most angry and upset needing urgent viagra.

The suez is unblocked now. The drought is over and shipments are getting through again. There’s enough viagra, flat caps, brut and tickets to ‘small quirky festivals’ headlined by Reef for everyone! No need to get angry now fellas!
*backs away slowly

 

[COYBL25]

He’s taking us nowhere fast.

I’ve seen enough of this crap to know it’s not what I want to be watching every season.

If he changed it up now and again I would be a bit more confident but he plays the same tactics regardless of opposition.

He doesn’t have the capacity to try anything different.

He’s an old man trying to mix it in the modern game.

His career has been on a downward spiral for a while now.

No. Just reinforces the point that £12m p/a man, Carlo Ancelotti, is failing miserably.

I wouldn’t. I want Everton to be competing.

You’re just backing a fella because he’s achieved something in the past at other clubs because it’s certainly not based on anything he’s done here.

He’s already 62. Not like he’s got the best years ahead, is it?

Should be trying to get someone like Nagelsmann.

Most here backing Ancelotti will be saying that Jose has had his day and they wouldn’t want him here.

Ancelotti is not the manager we should be trusting to build us a team.

He’s failed here and being protected from deserved criticism because of his past achievements.

Ex-players now starting to have a go at the dinosaur.

The cracks are starting to

The crown he wears is a heavy burden to bear.

Arise, King Floppy

 

[nsno-chris]

@Kev The Rat

 

[the sniderman]

The crown he wears is a heavy burden to bear.

Arise, King Floppy

we accept @GwladysBlue as our first entry into the floppy fathers diamond club. welcome buddy!! now take the little blue pill there and feel masculine again.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@Kev The Rat

Millionaire trader who loses his rag if we haven’t scored after 5 minutes. The Gordon Gekko of the match day threads. DEMANDS RESULTS

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

@tirion a man pathologically incapable in seeing the positives in being part of the glorious Evertonian community, nay life. Help him heal, help him heal. The little blue Everton pill we can offer, literal or figurative, can embolden this most flaccid of GOT members!

 

[the sniderman]

hello dear dry crotch buddies i would like to induct @tirion into our floppy fathers hall of fame for this amongst continuing efforts in slimeballness. please can 3 buddies endorse this to gain him entry.

No wonder the Italian Allardyce loves Crosby is it? £12million a year, no pressure and idiots like you accepting football that isn't even mediocre

 

[COYBL25]

hello dear dry crotch buddies i would like to induct @tirion into our floppy fathers hall of fame for this amongst continuing efforts in slimeballness. please can 3 buddies endorse this to gain him entry.

@tirion walk towards the light, it’s time

 

[the sniderman]

@tirion walk towards the light, it’s time

1 / 3 for floppy hall of fame entry. thank u buddy.

 

[coollino]

Who are we? We are Everton Everton everton

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

1 / 3 for floppy hall of fame entry. thank u buddy.

Seconded

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

1 / 3 for floppy hall of fame entry. thank u buddy.

I love and cherish you all, contributors to this thread so far, but I, for one, can not ballot for tirion.

I checked account details, date of creation was September 2014, the name is taken from some epic fantasy sword and lords thing. I submit, humbly and with due respect, that this account was created on the birth of the user as a gift from a loving Everton friend or family member.

I submit, poster in question is a 13 year old unlikely spawn of fantasy role play gaming stock and is therefore, while certainly floppy, almost certainly not a father.