Five a day

[blue to the bone]

Chippy Tea anyone?

Add some ketchup and that's some of your 5. A can of orange as well.

 

[Tramps_mate]

I eat about 10 portions of fruit and veg a day...

 

[marnie]

Old age is a bitch ain't it

Back off fella.Still in the toilets from last night crying.Trying to pull my tights up for 18 hours lol

 

[Jimishorts]

Does cider count?

If not then no.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

That would be a lot more than 5 a day

The advice is working from home, not wanking from home mate.