Fit Birds or Everton?

[shagpuss]

Ok. Maybe to change the question slightly:

You can have all the fit birds, males, trans or whatever floats your boat for a year OR Liverpool FC liquidated never to rise again? That unflushed turd of a football club finally flushed down the u-bend where it belongs.

Just think of all the Surrey stockbrokers, Norwegians, Tories, full kit [Poor language removed], scruffs and paedos it would push over there edge. More important than you own gratification?

 

[shagpuss]

Being of the heterosexual female persuasion I have no desire to shag any birds- fit or otherwise. However shagging all the men of my dreams for a year with Everton relegated? No couldn't do it. Could do it if the only condition was Liverpool being Champions loads of times because, to be honest, that happened anyway in my peak shagging days!

Haha! Apologies. Bit sexist of me. Should have said fit fellas too to accommodate the hetrosexual ladies of GOT.

I dread to think what Havrey and Kieran would choose over their beloved RS. Although the answer is probably already on their hard drives.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Only a FIFA virgin would pick Everton, naturally.

 

[-Rob-]

Ok. Maybe to change the question slightly:

You can have all the fit birds, males, trans or whatever floats your boat for a year OR Liverpool FC liquidated never to rise again? That unflushed turd of a football club finally flushed down the u-bend where it belongs.

I'd still take a year of selfish indulgence. Even without the RS, there are plenty of other teams to stop Everton winning anything. We'll still be mid-table also-rans.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Everton are truly amazing and a very important part of my life but boss birds win everytime.

 

[degsy]

Fit birds are often a disappointing buck. I’ll take Everton

Who are merely as disappointing as buck

 

[AndyGray]

Who are merely as disappointing as buck

At least Everton will always buck you too

 

[shagpuss]

I’d be more than happy to carry on shagging your mar for a year and watching my beloved blues

Bit tough to do that lad since my Mum died two weeks ago. But whatever floats your boat.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Ok. Maybe to change the question slightly:

You can have all the fit birds, males, trans or whatever floats your boat for a year OR Liverpool FC liquidated never to rise again? That unflushed turd of a football club finally flushed down the u-bend where it belongs.

Just think of all the Surrey stockbrokers, Norwegians, Tories, full kit [Poor language removed], scruffs and paedos it would push over there edge. More important than you own gratification?

Down with the RS for me. I don't know what that says about my love life but I just can't be arsed anymore.

 

[DrEFC]

Ok. Maybe to change the question slightly:

You can have all the fit birds, males, trans or whatever floats your boat for a year OR Liverpool FC liquidated never to rise again? That unflushed turd of a football club finally flushed down the u-bend where it belongs.

Just think of all the Surrey stockbrokers, Norwegians, Tories, full kit [Poor language removed], scruffs and paedos it would push over there edge. More important than you own gratification?

I'd honestly be happy with the missus, especially with LFC in the mud. I'd be constantly aroused.

 

[AndyGray]

I'd honestly be happy with the missus, especially with LFC in the mud. I'd be constantly aroused.

Pics?

 

[tonyhorne]

As both options are such distant memories I wouldn't trust my own judgement to be honest ...