Fit Birds or Everton?

[shagpuss]

I just posed a question in the FIt Birds thread. You can shag all the top women of your dreams for a year but with a few conditions: Everton are relegated and Liverpool are champions loads of times. Would you accept this?

Some of the pervs who frequent that thread seem to accept Everton's relegation as collateral damage. After all, we've had close to 70 years in the top flight. All good things must come to an end etc.

Would anyone take this or is Everton just too important for you?

 

[Nymzee]

I mean, it's just football.

 

[tim gabbott]

I’d be more than happy to carry on shagging your mar for a year and watching my beloved blues

 

[coollino]

lol

 

[malfosse]

Can you record the deed?
Can Mrs M join in if she wanted?
My answer depends on the outcome.

 

[shagpuss]

Can you record the deed?
Can Mrs M join in if she wanted?
My answer depends on the outcome.

You can do what you with who you want. Even put the pictures or videos on here if you can sneak them past the mods.

 

[malfosse]

You can do what you with who you want. Even put the pictures or videos on here if you can sneak them past the mods.

Well Everton have (naughty word that rhymes with Ducked) me enough times. It's time for me to return the favour.

 

[varnish]

Birds every time.

it’s only football but cooch is forever.

 

[gonetomorrow]

So I'll be " going down " with my team?
I hope I don't have to wait till the following May to "come up" again.

 

[Rob17896]

I just posed a question in the FIt Birds thread. You can shag all the top women of your dreams for a year but with a few conditions: Everton are relegated and Liverpool are champions loads of times. Would you accept this?

Some of the pervs who frequent that thread seem to accept Everton's relegation as collateral damage. After all, we've had close to 70 years in the top flight. All good things must come to an end etc.

Would anyone take this or is Everton just too important for you?

How could the RS win it loads of times in a year? Secondly sex is a nothing compared to a title (the buzz is a lot longer)

 

[Yank]

What happens if you say no? Are you locked into 1s and 2s the rest of your life?

 

[Tubey]

What kind of question is that? I'd be tempted to bin off Everton for a used fleshlight at this point.

Id take that deal without a second thought.

 

[Yank]

How could the RS win it loads of times in a year? Secondly sex is a nothing compared to a title (the buzz is a lot longer)

I don't think comprehension is your strong best skill.

 

[cronullasharks]

I don't think comprehension is your strong best skill.

Yeah rob, what are your strong best skills..

 

[cronullasharks]

@Tubey send us that fleshlight when you're done, can be a communal GOT one