Firsts

[Groucho]

Misread this as fists.

Aye aye.

 

[-Rob-]

Shocked you have let her out of the Kitchen there mate.

The lock on the door has been broken for a while so she escapes occasionally

 

[verreauxi]

For me, it's the longest stretch of continuous drinking I've had in my life. Since lockdown in March, each night me and my gal would have a few beers or wine after working during day. Every single night without fail. It's been very consistent, and I'm sure I'll die of dementia because of it.

 

[anton66]

Shimmed a lampost in a mankini.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

For me, it's the longest stretch of continuous drinking I've had in my life. Since lockdown in March, each night me and my gal would have a few beers or wine after working during day. Every single night without fail. It's been very consistent, and I'm sure I'll die of dementia because of it.

My level of drinking has certainly risen quite considerably since lockdown as well.. and it shows. Gonna pack it in for bit next month.

 

[dead_soft]

Used a whole roll of sellotape without losing the end once