The obvious answer to that is "If I wanted to stare at knobs at half time, I'd just logon to GOT and read the match thread" !
Your answer did remind me of what used to happen ( and might still do ) when I worked up at Springfields. We were working with Uranium powder and other nice things, so, at the end of the day, you pretty much had to shower off and get changed back into civvies before going home.
Apart from the foreman and the chargehands, everyone had to take it in turn to make sure stuff like towels and soap were around, and get the showers up to temp, so, if it was your turn, you knocked off 20 minutes early, got showered and then hung around like George Michael on Hampstead Heath passing forty or fifty naked blokes towels etc.
For obvious reasons, the unofficial job description for this was This Weeks Willy Watcher, a title which many on GOT would have worn with pride.
