First words you said to your ex or current girlfriend/boyfriend?
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Hi, I think.
She was head over heels in a nanosecond later, her pupils were massive or something.
She would dispute this like, but both you and I well know.
She was head over heels in a nanosecond later, her pupils were massive or something.
She would dispute this like, but both you and I well know.
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Gazdalf
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Would you like more vodka with your red wine?
Jamo Martinez
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She spoke to me first. Ha. Can't remember what she said or what I responded. I was checking out her breasts
Whitebootman
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Tea, black, no sugar please.
It did the trick, still together 25 years on. She still makes a nice cuppa.
It did the trick, still together 25 years on. She still makes a nice cuppa.
me and my mrs were in college together but didn't speak for the first year. second year alot of people started leaving the course so you had to start making new mates, unfortunatly she didn't wanna be my mate has i over heard her calling me a scruffy kurt cobain wannabe (yes because i want to blow my head). when i did eventually speak to her we had a night out after college one day and found out she lived in anfield. so i asked her if she wanted to share a taxi. it must have worked cos now she's the mother of my child and we've bought a house together and we're engaged. incidentally our kid does look like kurt cobain!!!!
p.s. somebody call 999 i've been trapped here fritzle style for the past 4 years.
p.s. somebody call 999 i've been trapped here fritzle style for the past 4 years.
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