First Premier League Match Advice

[WDawson1]

Just curious if any fellow blues would have any advice for a first timer to a Premier match. I'd rather not stick out like a sore dick.

I've been to a couple of matches stateside but none in the UK. This will be an away match hopefully in the Everton section.

Thank you in advanced guys. I figured The Ale House would be the best place for this.

 

[Azzurri]

Just make sure you boo regularly and it'll be fine.

 

[Eggs]

....just turn up, Matey and you'll be fine. Saying that, I suggest you don't wear the full Everton kit.

 

[l4toffee]

Try and out speedo , speedo mick

 

[ArtetaMagic]

Just drape yourself in a massive USA flag in honour of Tim Howard shouting U S A and you'll fit right in mate

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Don't need much advice mate, just go the match and enjoy yourself.

 

[WDawson1]

....just turn up, Matey and you'll be fine. Saying that, I suggest you don't wear the full Everton kit.

Good thing I don't own a full kit lol.

Just drape yourself in a massive USA flag in honour of Tim Howard shouting U S A and you'll fit right in mate

Maybe I should wear an Uncle Sam outfit too and play Yankee Doodle on a flute.

Just didn't know if there were any major do's or don'ts like at certain college American football games.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Just didn't know if there were any major do's or don'ts like at certain college American football games.

Don't pack a piece mate.

Apart from that you'll be sound

Enjoy sampling the delicacies on offer - warm Chang and a sausage roll the size of a ruler.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Good thing I don't own a full kit lol.



Maybe I should wear an Uncle Sam outfit too and play Yankee Doodle on a flute.

Just didn't know if there were any major do's or don'ts like at certain college American football games.

If it's at Goodison, be sure to check out the Lisbon in town before the match. Loads of blues there.

 

[l4toffee]

Don't pack a piece mate.

Apart from that you'll be sound

Enjoy sampling the delicacies on offer - warm Chang and a sausage roll the size of a ruler.

The deli mob will be recruiting again after yeaterdays raids so if you want to join a local criminal gang who rob drug dealers and jewellery shops then defo bring a piece.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I guess we could sticky a match advice thread or get @chicoazul to write a comprehensive guide? Not like he's been writing previews recently, they've been mailed in for 11 months or more.

 

[sageyefc]

Wear the full kit, shinnies and captains armband as well. You'll fit in fine

 

[Donald Twain]

Bobble hat and rattle mate!

 

[Yorkie]

If you need a potassium lift why not take a banana? In fact take a dozen into the ground, to offer any folk you get chatting to!

 

[WDawson1]

If it's at Goodison, be sure to check out the Lisbon in town before the match. Loads of blues there.

It'll be at Crystal Palace