First Mobile Phone

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Phil Neville Superstar

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What was yours?

I had this beast, the Nokia 3310:

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People would laugh at you with one of these...until you called the napalm strike on their village, that is.
 

I hate mobile phones. Never had one. Never needed one. I regularly use the red box things, armed with a tube of antibacterial handwash, overshoes and a surgical face mask.

Until I got arrested.
 
I hate mobile phones. Never had one. Never needed one. I regularly use the red box things, armed with a tube of antibacterial handwash, overshoes and a surgical face mask.

Until I got arrested.

i've got 2 , work and personal xx
 

I hate mobile phones. Never had one. Never needed one. I regularly use the red box things, armed with a tube of antibacterial handwash, overshoes and a surgical face mask.

Until I got arrested.

Oh man, to be or not to be, or rather to poo or not to poo, as the last time I went in a BT phone booth, I stepped in a huge human turd. Someone had used the facilities to curl one out rather than phone home. As I was wiping it off on the curb and bathing my boots in a nearby pool I kept thinking why was I appointed for this role of daily humiliation and suffering, nobody else steps in human [Poor language removed] do they? I'm a target for the slings and the arrows, a mobile phone is a blessing compared to using the 'gents'.
 

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