Fireworks

[AUXLEN]

When I was a little scrote I loved them but as I grew up and appreciated the value of money and had pets I realized what a waste they were.

But now, whenever I hear them go off I imagine an RS full kit Wnkr trying to impress his kids because nobody murdered anyone, his wife rolling her eyes at his belly poking from the hem and wishing she'd made him wear a condom back in the day and instead married matt who liked to read books and would never fill his mantlepiece with replica trophies.

 

[-Rob-]

I love fireworks mainly because of how much the pet owning wnkers moan about them on facebook

 

[LEONARD]

 

[Tigger]

Poorer the area, more happy the locals are to blow up what little money they have for some reason. I'm sure they will be banned soon enough unless you have firework training or some money making scheme.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

No Pyro No Party.

 

[degsy]

Time to take them out of the shops and for displays only
You used to be able to buy them with no age restriction
When the lad was 11(?) They raised it to 16...and he couldn't wait.
When he'd got to 16 he CBAd
If you still want to let off bangers and rockets (which, lets face it, are the only ones worth bothering with) then, well there's no hope for you and you're probably a kopite trump voter
And all the 'pretty ones' you buy in the shops aren't worth it
Guy Fawkes had his chance and blew it...well in his case didn't...Parliament is still here, still full of tossers.

 

[Bungle]

I stroll round the local neighbourhood looking for anyone with one of those 'beware of the dog' signs up, I whack a Catherine wheel on their door, light it up and retreat to a safe distance. If you're lucky and they've left the curtains open you get to see their panicked pitbull chewing the owners arm off through the window.

 

[bluerobert]

Poorer the area, more happy the locals are to blow up what little money they have for some reason. I'm sure they will be banned soon enough unless you have firework training or some money making scheme.

there used to be a similar correlation with Sky dishes I noticed

 

[chrismpw]

Killjoy.

In the old days I don't remember pet owners being so precious.

Having lived with a dog that was terrified of planes, rain, the sky, thunder and even by his own shadow - but didn't give a monkeys about fireworks, I have no sympathy.

Also - don't care, I've made my own.