Fingering your ear

[bol-uk]

...don't do it, don't even use those cotton bud thingies. Ears aren't for messing with. I know.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ear Sex

 

[Eggs]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ear Sex

....I'm not even clicking on that link.

 

[RAFUH]

....I'm not even clicking on that link.

Where's your sense of adventure?

 

[Eggs]

Where's your sense of adventure?

.....I'd prefer a pint of Guinness.

 

[RAFUH]

.....I'd prefer a pint of Guinness.

A wise man with discerning tastes

 

[Librarian]

Can't believe it took four pages to get this comment. Your'e all losing your touch.

Waits for @Librarian to tell us how foul it tastes.

It's poor planning, putting an amusement centre next to a sewerage works, one slip of the tongue and your in the sh1t.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Who else has experienced this unbelievable feeling? I pay for it with deafness and pain for the following two days but my god the pleasure

Do you go for a cigarette afterwards like this fella?