Films That Should Never Have Been Made

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summerisle

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Apart from 99.9 % of American TV films, and adaptations of sitcoms, these :

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Lesbian Vampire Killers

A dreadful idea, dreadfully executed, off the back of James Corden and Mathew Horne doing well in Gavin and Stacey.

Let Me In

Good example of a remake of a good film, based on a decent book, remade in English because apparently American/British audiences can't deal with subtitles.
 


Tiptoes: Carol (Kate Beckinsale) is an artist, Steven (Matthew McConaughey) trains firefighters. They've lived together for months and plan to marry soon, except that Steve's left out an important detail about himself and his chromosomes: his parents, twin brother, and his whole family are dwarves. Carol learns this when Steve's brother Rolfe (Gary Oldman kneeling on shoes and playing a dwarf) drops by, the day after she discovers she's pregnant. Why hasn't he told her about his family? She calls on them, and they take her to their hearts. But tensions mount between the lovers as she believes he's ambivalent and angry about his family, and he thinks she's romanticizing the life and many health problems of little people. Can they get over these emotional barriers?

This isn't a comedy.
 

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