Film (or TV) quotes you use in Real Life

[Raindog]

Apropos of nothing, I'd like to hear quotes that have leached from the big (or small screen) into your everyday lexicon. I think it's because I've noticed that every time someone asks me what something is for, I always reply, much to the hilarity of all around me, with a variation of 'Obviously you're not a golfer'.

Another favourite when asked 'What are we doing this for?' or 'Why... anything?'..

'Fortune and Glory, kid'.

Give me some new ones before I'm disowned by all and sundry...

 

[tonyhorne]

Are you feeling lucky punk?

 

[ijjysmith]

Every Alan Partridge quote ever

 

[The binman chronicles]

I am not your SLAVE!

 

[COYBL25]

" We`re gonna need a bigger boat "

 

[evilwebby]

You Can't Handle The Truth!

 

[PKwalnuts]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman?

 

[sageyefc]

Hodor

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

“[Insert name of person to be abused], you terrible ****!” (from Withnail & I) is a personal favourite, but the opportunities to use it are limited. I plan to use it with various colleagues when I finally have the meltdown that my employer seems Hell-bent on inducing...

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

" We`re gonna need a bigger boat "

Crucially, Brodie said "YOU'RE gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

"Hey careful man, theres a beverage here!"

And many, many more Lebowski quotes.

 

[Toast]

"I've fcked tougher guys than you in prison. "
Roadhouse.

 

[Raindog]

Every Alan Partridge quote ever

Goes without saying.

Buck Rogers toilet

 

[Charro]

Anytime someone tells me about a complaint they’ve had in work

“Sometimes the complaints will be false”

 

[ijjysmith]

Goes without saying.

Buck Rogers toilet

It flushed on the first yank. I love this house.