Fictional Laws / Acts you would like

[markmarkmark]

Kopite Tax - You pay tax for being a stain on society

and

Bar work conscription - Everyone between the ages of 18 and 21 must complete a 2/3 week placement at their local pub in order to understand what it is like to work behind a bar. Then they can take this experience and reflect upon it when they enter bars/pubs in the future.

Any more?

 

[Bungle]

I'd like the death sentence bought back and any man seen wearing a t-shirt like the one below to be sentenced to a gruesome death

 

[peteblue]

A complete ban and incarceration for full kit tossers......

 

[toffee matt]

I think we should have a wool tax

 

[rascal]

Fat people should wear clothes that actually fit.

Fat chicks should be forced into boot camp.

People who want to watch reality TV and soaps should be forced to do so publicly where one hour of said jarg television is followed by two hours of reading intelligent books of either a fiction and non fiction variety. I. E no 50 shades

To be a celebrity you need to have contributed to society. This can be done through a variety of ways, from science to sport and the arts.

 

[Kiwi]

tax on using your and you're the wrong way.

 

[Elong]

Sharia law implemented across the world.

 

[Blue 1]

Police cars play the Darth vader music instead of having a siren and make cops wear imperial stormtrooper costumes instead of uniforms.

 

[Bungle]

Gingers should be segregated and kept in some sort of camp, by camp I obviously mean Boy in Striped Pyjamas type camp.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Steriod users should all be locked in a room with only one mirror and one bench.

 

[steken1]

The internet hard man act 2014 - Anybody acting solid on the net is tracked down and forced to fight a grizzly to the death!

If they win they can carry on acting hard!

 

[Roztitute]

Annual snapback culls, anybody who wears one is killed by firing squad.

 

[Bungle]

Annual snapback culls, anybody who wears one is killed by firing squad.

Bye bye @ijjysmith

That's a ginger and snapback wearer in one hit, good work.

 

[Roztitute]

Bye bye @ijjysmith

That's a ginger and snapback wearer in one hit, good work.

It's gotta be done.

 

[ijjysmith]

Bye bye @ijjysmith

That's a ginger and snapback wearer in one hit, good work.

I'm sorry what?