FFS Everton

[Jokerdan]

Jeesh you're a hard audience X

But at least it's taking my mind off the s**te l'm watching at the moment.

 

[dave abrahams]

Jokerdan, A fella has just finished a five course meal in a restaurant, made up, enjoyed it, goes the toilet, comes out and his coat has gone missing off the coat rack, he starts panicking and shoutin' 'Someone's whizzed my coat, has anyone seen
who took it' a waiter rushes over and says, ' yes sir I seen a fella take it a couple of minutes ago' ' What did he look like
asks the man. 'Ah he looked ridiculous sir, the sleeves where up here on him' pointing to his wrists.

 

[Seathestars]

You sound desperate, Dan

 

[Eggs]

...an after a defeat thread, would never have been started had we won at Swansea.