Fear of Walking

[TheFinnFan]

Ok as it says in the title I am absolutely petrified of walking.
...cause of the wolves, my cousin spotted a pack near our place.

So if my posting suddenly stops you know what has happened.

 

[Huyton Layne]

 

[Baines' left foot]

Christ mate I'd never leave the house again if I were you.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Just walk on your hands lad it's easy

 

[steken1]

Pet lion mate. You'll be safe as houses.

 

[carlos21]

okay guys pet snake,

 

[Fensta]

Wolves are harmless if you dance with them.

 

[HSD]

I read that wolves are pretty harmless in the sense that they wouldn't attack you for no reason, they wouldn't purposely go up to a person, unless obviously that person is either scaring them or where their babies are.


Wolves are wonderful, if I lived somewhere were wolves are, I'd never be in the house!

 

[somuchfun]

Instead of walking around have you tried running with scissors in hand to defend yourself, mate?

 

[Kurt.]

smear yourself with Lea & Perrins Worcester sauce................if your gonna get eaten you may as well make the effort to taste nice mate xx

 

[Hayee]

[video=youtube;dFx5D2eokFs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFx5D2eokFs[/video]

there ya go mate

 

[ricardobee]

Its a well known fact that a wolf will not attack a skipping man

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Just take a few bones and squeaky toys with you and use them as bait if they seem hostile.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Saw some lads in Krakow walking an actual Wolf.

 

[ricardobee]

Saw some lads in Krakow walking an actual Wolf.

apparently they ruin houseplants if they're not walked regularly