Favourite scouse insult?

[Toffe3m4n]

Scone head.

Popular in the 60's,

I use that actually, amongst a small group of work mates. Incredibly rare these days, probably why I like it.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Soft Ollie's.

 

[Connor]

I called my (very scouse herself) girlfriend a 'WUM' the other day

She post on here aye?

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

On a slightly related note, I worked in a summer camp in the US a few years ago and one of the kids I was looking after asked how to insult people in scouse.

My advice was call someone "you absolute <insert any random object here>" with conviction and aggression and that typically works

This 13 year old American kid came out with "You absolute Rice Cooker!" lol

Still makes me cry to this day, still use it to haha

Drunk friend of mine once opined "You... you think you're the absolute scunner but yer a fupping goose."

 

[Billysgingham.]

Sorry @BlueTX .

 

[BlueTX]

Sorry @BlueTX .

Ha! No worries. Loads of Texas insults out there. Mor'n you could shake a stick at.

 

[Cookmysock]

hes got the bad aids

 

[LEONARD]

I use that actually, amongst a small group of work mates. Incredibly rare these days, probably why I like it.

There was a variant on this I seem to recall, along the lines of,

'he's got a head like a burst couch'