Favourite Quotes

[royalblue66]

Remember the story where a woman goes into the ladies toilet at some Holywood function years ago and the world famous actor Lionel Barrymore was in there
"Mr Barrymore this is for ladies" he turned around and said " yes madam and so is this
with his todger in his hand.

 

[Bilko]

"I heard in the past that Everton have not sold cheap "

our one and only Roberto,aimed at a patronising Dave Moyes during the Fellani/Baines transfer saga.the knock out blow to the old regime I reckon.

 

[roydo]

"Houston, we have a problem"

 

[Alio]

"What was all that one in a million talk?"

 

[judge]

Many years ago, when drunk, I once said to a mate that 'I had hidden shallows' (I remember because he asked where I'd heard it and I said that I'd just made it up there and then). I've never heard it again until last week when someone used it on the radio. This got me thinking. Had I already heard it all those years ago and subconsciously used it or did I originate it and it's come back to 'haunt' me?
Perhaps this should be a new thread - 'things you think you may have started'.
In that spirit I have a friend who swears that he started the urban myth that Stan Laurel was Clint Eastwood's dad. he's not normally full of bulls**t but maybe that's his secret.

 

[verreauxi]

"Never let school get in the way of your education"

 

[Kurt.]

" We'll go with what we've got"

 

[tonyhorne]

"The triumph of hope over experience" Samuel Johnson on second marriages.

"The triumph of grope over experience" Boris Johnson on Arnie Swarzenenneger's election in the US despite allegations of sexual assault

 

[Bluefin]

Life is like a sh@t sandwich. The less bread you have, the more sh@t you get.

 

[Pat's Van]

if you want the rainbow, then you've gotta put up with the rain - dolly parton

and people say she's just a big pair of tits

 

[Billy Dean]

"He that does good to another does good also to himself." - Seneca

 

[ilikecheese]

He's like a new signing.