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Sunday.Pick a day you odious beaut
You got a like for the cocktails, is that a cherry in the StellaSaturday, and Everton are at home.
Do a Burlington Bertie, and a late Breakfast whilst reading the sports section in the newspaper.
The bus to the match, with Bob Dylan set to volume 30 on the MP3 player.
Cocktails before the game, Everton win, and I don't get home till very,very, late, 'tired and emotional'.
Friday - all weekend ahead of you.