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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian

The Unobstructed View
finbarr saunders and his double entendres
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The 2 bouncers one was quality. Favourtie was Buster Gonad 'and his unfeasibly large testicles'.
 

Victorian Dad, By miles.

To be honest, the adverts were the best. Always remenber the "dril-do, For women" or the toyha wilcox "its a mystery mystical tour"
 
Top tips is ace.

CONVINCE your nan that she's going senile by moving the bookmark in her Barbara Cartland novel 10 pages forward while she's not looking.
 

HUSBANDS. Tired of sleeping with the same wife? Simply lie on top of her until she goes numb, and Hey Presto! She'll feel like someone else's wife. :)
 
Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They
will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

A hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to
guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble
dispenser at cocktail parties.

they were always submitted by hapag lloyd as well

Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
changing your name to match your existing plate.
Mr KVL 74IY, Lincoln.

Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, and then listen to the
tape through headphones next time you make love. That way you can have
sex without waking her up.

Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and
slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

and a money maker to finish.....
Always fart into the rings on top of your gas cooker. This will turn
back the gas meter, and save you pounds over a period of time.
 
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GENTLEMEN. Next time you are making love with a lady, cross your eyes and Hey Presto! That saucy threesome with identical twins that you've always dreamed of.
 
redshoite fans. Save money on expensive new kits by simply
strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all,
as to your allegiance.

redshoite fans. Avoid an asymetrical bulge in your right arm
by masturbating furiously with your left arm too.
 

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