Fat Spanish Waiter, taking the mugs for another ride....

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

FSR

Fat Spanish Rentboy

 

[Pat's Van]

This, but if he won the league over there it would be hilarious, especially if Torres started scoring loads again.

This would indeed tickle my funny bone it has to be said.

 

[peteblue]

I see that Hoddle has now thrown his hat into the ring. Is there no embarrassment these guys wouldn't put up with for money..... *awaits Shearer to put his name forward* .......

 

[Jib in lad]

Give it to fat arse , the kopites will turn on him with Aldo leading from the front .

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

They will be happy for chelsea to win the prem to stop ushoited pulling away.


get ready for IT WASN'T CHELSEA.

 

[davek]

I'd be amazed if Mourinho went back for a second helping of that. He took over a club first time around that was confident and in the ascendancy (if a little stuck in neutral at times with the Tinker Man), they had very decent players young enough to kick on. Now they're a complete rabble that need gutting. That's a three year job to get anywhere near back to the top. Mourinho wont touch that with a shitty stick. IMO, he'll stay on at Madrid and win the CL with them in the next couple of seasons and then move on.

 

[Elong]

I'd imagine if Benitez took that job and started to speak out against the board that he would probably be listed as "missing" very soon after.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Chelsea will become even more detestable.

This. Imagine how ultra-snidey the likes of Terry and Cole would get? The mind boggles.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I'd imagine if Benitez took that job and started to speak out against the board that he would probably be listed as "missing" very soon after.

I wouldn't like to have to dig that hole.

 

[chrissyjack]

Isn't Mourinho waiting for the Utd job ?

 

[EFCNIK]

Mourinho, for whatever reason, loves Chelsea so much. Must be their amazing history or amazing fanbase that hasn't quadroupled in the last 8 years.

 

[Walken]

I wouldn't like to have to dig that hole.

There'd be a JCB 'missing' aswell

 

[chrissyjack]

Mourinho, for whatever reason, loves Chelsea so much. Must be their amazing history or amazing fanbase that hasn't quadroupled in the last 8 years.

They have a great history, though. All 10 yrs of it

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

They have a great history, though. All 10 yrs of it

They have a history before that it's just it's a bit tatty so they've hidden it away.