Fastest strike-force in the country?

[Goat]

That article was the biggest pile of bollocks i've ever seen in print.

So the fastest players at THIRTEEN Premier League clubs all run exactly the same speed?

Do papers not employ editors or proof readers anymore?

Its The Mail mate, its the norm for them to write utter tosh.

 

[toffeejack]

i'm suprised that nobody made it on the fastest and slowest columns, knowing the mail

 

[FTY]

Yeah, loads of 15 Year olds say genitalia, nice try FBI, better luck next time.

What dyou want mate, a picture?

 

[Goat]

What dyou want mate, a picture?

I KNEW IT WAS THE FBI!!

FFS

 

[FTY]

This is getting weird...

 

[Brownie]

Bent and Agbonlahor by a mile, then Odemwingie and Long.

 

[FTY]

All the fastest players are English, Walcott, AOC, Agbonlahor, Defoe, Bent, Johnson, Sinclair, Dyer and that Sterling lad all English.